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AUTUMN 
2025 ISSUE

Your prayers have been answered! A new issue has arrived, it's ready to dive in and pick you limb from limb. It's all in good fun, of course. We mean you no harm in this examination, but we will be taking your pancreas.

So pucker up, pack your jar of adventuring peanut butter, and keep the exterminator on speed dial...it's messy down there. We hope you enjoy.

ABOUT US

We're starving. Magazines don't make any money. Hopes and dreams only go so far. Grocery prices are sky-rocketing, again. All we're asking for is a few sandwiches and maybe a chocolate milk. Why is the total over $200? Is this the dream we were promised? Please, we're begging you, anything helps. Just download the pdf. Send it to your friends. It might be the last truly free thing in this country. 

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