

Honeycomb
By Evan Shumka Content warning: Sexual content involving bees. Find your true love this valentines Rox huffed and puffed like a virgin as...
Gooey Mag

Palete Cleanser
Sadie exited the coffee shop and made her way across the parking lot, two cardboard cups of coffee gripped in her hands.
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God Spelled Backwards is Dog
Ms. Rebecca told us that God made the world. She said, God made everything. He made all the things you love. I asked, so God made Benny?
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Call Me Detective Peanut Butter
Toast was the name of Dad's rainbow scarab beetle. I say "was" because Toast was found dead on the floor of Dad's office this morning.
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The Illustrious Existence of a Subway Employee
You experience unexpected side effects after being bitten by a rabid Danny DeVito. Will you still make your date with your childhood crush?
Henry Osborne


The Bracelet
A manther and a gold-digger fantasize about spousal homicide during a mountain hike.
Maria Elsser