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Honeycomb

Honeycomb

By Evan Shumka Content warning: Sexual content involving bees. Find your true love this valentines Rox huffed and puffed like a virgin as...

Gooey Mag

Palete Cleanser

Palete Cleanser

Sadie exited the coffee shop and made her way across the parking lot, two cardboard cups of coffee gripped in her hands.

Gooey Mag

God Spelled Backwards is Dog

God Spelled Backwards is Dog

Ms. Rebecca told us that God made the world. She said, God made everything. He made all the things you love. I asked, so God made Benny?

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The Illustrious Existence of a Subway Employee

You experience unexpected side effects after being bitten by a rabid Danny DeVito. Will you still make your date with your childhood crush?

Henry Osborne

Urine Trouble

One man's journey of learning how to stop holding things in.

Evan Shumka

Purple

I’d never seen a naked woman before, at least not in person.

Fran Pacchiano

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